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Gen X Raised on Hose Water and Neglect Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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Celebrate true Gen X toughness with this bold vintage-inspired “Raised on Hose Water and Neglect” t-shirt. Featuring a mischievous retro devil kid sipping from a green garden hose, distressed textures, and strong typography, this shirt perfectly captures the humor and nostalgia of growing up wild in the ‘70s, ‘80s, and early ‘90s. A perfect gift for Gen X men and women who survived latchkey childhoods, lead paint, no helmets, and the best era of all time. Stylish, funny, and built for everyday wear.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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